I will convert to christian to win 2015 election - Atiku

Once again, it is election season in Nigeria, and one of the constants has remained constant; Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, erstwhile Vice President of Nigeria, running for President.
Despite his successive failures to land the Number 1 job in the Nation in previous elections, Alhaji Atiku appears to have the Blueprint this time around to go all the way to Aso Rock.
In a Sit Down with our FNN interview team, he give us an insight into his master plan he intends to utilize to land the plum job come 2015.
FNN: Hello and Good Morning to you Sir
ATIKU: Good Morning My Good Man. Good Morning Nigeria.
FNN: So straight to business sir, will you be vying for the presidency come 2015?
ATIKU: Ah MY Brother, as much as I would love not to, my people have put me under pressure………..they have given me their mandate, and you know how I love my people……..I can’t say no to my people……
FNN: Who exactly are these people Sir? Your Constituents, family members or Political Followers?
ATIKU: My Brother, People are People.
FNN: How would you explain your failure to clinch the presidency in previous occasions? And what do you plan on doing differently this time around?
ATIKU: Well, I can assure you, my past failure can be pinned to one man and one man alone. His name starts with Oba. If you decide to add Sanjo, na u sabi
FNN: Are you saying Chief Olusegun Obasanjo frustrated your presidential ambitions?
ATIKU: I said no such thing. You are jumping to conclusions
FNN: Wow…
ATIKU: As I was saying, this time however, I have a new strategy, a 10 Point Agenda to capture
the presidency
FNN: Can you fill us in on on this?
ATIKU: Yes, is basically simple
1. Get a simpleton from the South South who had no shoes growing up to be my
2. I won’t mind converting to Christianity pre-election to ensure a Christian-Christian
3. Start a #BringBack campaign covertly for all my opponents to give them bad press
4. Send more kidnap victims to my University
5. Pay a courtesy visit to TB Joshua
6. Get into an alliance with Gen Buhari (and maybe convince him to convert to
7. Send 150 Trailers of Rice to Ekiti State for their electorate
8. Promise the Stoner Youth of Nigeria that if b=voted I will legalise Marijuana (for
9. Promise 1000 Likes each to every Insagram Honey who votes for me and 1000 RTs running mate ticket Christianity too)
10. And this is the clincher………The Promise of Free Internet for everyone during my medical purposes of course) + 500 Favs for every Twitter User who votes for me and twitpics evidence (Power of Social Media, my good man) tenure (So better vote me for a 2nd
FNN: Wow……….are you sure this will work?
ATIKU: Well………DO you think it won’t?
FNN: Uhmm……..
ATIKU: That’s all I need to hear. Your Uhmm is good enough. Indecision is the new Yes. Vote  ATIKU 2015!
FNN: Thank you for your time sir.
ATIKU: My Pleasure